Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
How I would narrate the Olympics
- he's doing some athletic shit
- and omg look at that butt
- mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
- you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
- *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
- oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!